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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A Christmas Song by Adam Sandler

Well,um it's the holiday season and Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice and I'm kinda feelin' guilty
So I wrote a song

So many presents, so little time
Santa won't be coming by my house this year
'Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear
Oh mama made it perfectly clear
Santa don't like bad boys
Especially Jewish ones

Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks are what I desire
So, why'd I have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire
I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar
So, no toys for me .. I don't deserve 'em

I couldn't wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared
But then I told my grandma that she had a beard

(speaking) Dear Santa, I know what my problem is
Why I can't be good .. It's a fear of intimacy
You see, my whole life whenever I've met someone really great like you
and I keep feeling I'm getting too close to them
Something inside me makes me want to screw it up
So in a weird way the reason I'm so bad is because I love you so much Santa

Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots is what I was hopin' for
But then I made a death threat to Vice President Gore
Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door
'Cause he's a big fat whore
What made me say that!?
Chutes and LaddersWould be so good indeed
So why's I have to sell that cop a bag of weed
So Santa please give me my Easy Bake Oven
I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin'

So Santa won't you accept my appoligies
Santa can't you see, I'm beggin' you please
Oh Santa, next year I'll do you right
.. Live from New YorkIt's Saturday Night



Cute song. share lang! Merry Christmas y'all!!!!! :)

1 Comments:

Blogger tin-tin said...

dapat kinanta mo na rin :)

9:35 PM  

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